Wichita Prime Timers

World Naked Gardening Day and National Masturbation Day
2023-05-06
takes planting your seed to a whole new level, felony I believe. Please note the Health Risks of Excessive Masturbation On Your Body: www.facebook.com/3minutshealth/videos/658214529219333. Thereby resolve to practice with a friend. Care to share naked gardening tips?

Breakfast With The Guys, at Jimmie’s Egg, 100 S. Hydraulic.
2023-05-06 09:00 - 10:00 (America/Chicago)
Before we get into the garden, let’s start International No Diet Day with a good hot breakfast! JimEg doesn’t do reservations, but does accept call ahead seating. Still whomever gets there first, asks for a table for eight. You can see their menu, sans prices, at: jimmysegg.com/breakfast. Then, in the afternoon, we can go…

McPherson College C.A.R.S. 23rd Annual Car & Motoring Festival, 1600 E. Euclid, McPherson
2023-05-06 09:00 - 14:00
Admission is free. For more information see: www.mcpherson.edu/autorestoration/cars.
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Bowling at Seneca Bowl, 1909 S. Seneca
2023-05-06 15:30 - 17:30
No Homework Day?! Kids have it so easy nowadays. When I was a kid, we didn’t even have No Homework Day. We had homework every day of the week, twice on Sundays! Of course now it doesn’t matter. So your homework assignment is to give up homework and come out to bowl a couple of games or watch us bowl a couple of games. Then afterwards, we will continue to celebrate No Diet Day by going somewhere to eat. And if gardening or being naked is not your thing, there’s always the…
