Dining OUT at Village Inn, 7020 W. Central.
2023-03-29 08:00 - 17:00 (America/Chicago)
It’s a match made in heaven, National Lemon Chiffon Cake Day, and Village Inn’s Free Slice of Pie day! It’s also their busiest day of the week, and they don’t take reservations. I can call ahead, but whoever gets there first, grab a table
for ten or twelve. See their menu at: www.villageinn.com.

Guys Night OUT at J's Lounge, 513 E. Central.
2023-03-31 19:00 - 22:00
On International Transgender Day of Visibility we should see a lot of good looking men. But not as good looking as Tom Hiddleston. You can call him Loki, but I just call him Hunky! Putting On The Ritz || Tom Hiddleston: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8tPfah70o.

Breakfast With The Guys at Spear’s Restaurant & Pie Shoppe, 4323 W. Maple
2023-04-01 09:00 - 10:00
Reserved. April Fool’s! When I was reporting that we would be going to Town & Country Classic for breakfast, they were up and running. But not now! They closed, another victim to our long standing curse. You can order from Spear’s menu at: www.spearsrestaurant.com/files/2015/11/spears-breakfast.pdf, or choose their breakfast buffet.
Later,, we’re going to…

Village Travel Expo at Village Travel, 4255 N. Ridge Rd.
2023-04-01 10:30 - 12:00
Village Travel is offering a Travel Expo with free admission, giveaways and prizes. There will be food trucks and exclusive travel offers. It should be fun! For more information, go to: www.govillagetravel.com/travel-expo/ Fun Day.

Senior Wednesday at Wichita Art Museum, 1400 W. Museum Blvd.
2023-04-05 10:30 - 12:00
Wichita Wore What? On National Walking Day, Dr. Terra Hedrick from the Wichita Art Museum and Jamie Frazier Tracy from the Wichita-Sedgwick County Historical Museum will talk about the city’s century of fashion from 1888 to 1988. Admission is $2, otherwise it’s free to WAM members.

Pitch Night at Mike & Joe’s, 921 N. Bebe
2023-04-05 19:00 - 22:00
Then for National Go For Broke Day, we’re going for broke with cards. I hope you like Pitch or UNO, if not, we can teach you, or we can play some other game. Remember also it’s National Caramel Day if you’re wondering what to bring for our favorite snacks and beverages bar.

Celebrations, Rio Grill & Cantina, 119 West Central Avenue, Andover
2023-04-06 18:30 - 20:00
Reserved. It’s National Burrito Day and I had two recommendations to try this restaurant. You can see their menu at:
http://riogrillcantina.com. Join us as we celebrate April Birthday Boys and Anniversary couples.

Supernova at the Advanced Learning Library, 711 West Second
2023-04-06 19:00 - 22:00
Sponsored by Tallgrass Film Festival. On Plan Your Epitaph Day, there is a free showing of Supernova (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Bt5pIxLPw). It’s about a mature gay couple (Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci) who take a road trip as one was diagnosed with early onset dementia. For more information, go to: wichita.evanced.info/signup/eventdetails?EventId=14633.

Bowling at Seneca Bowl, 1909 South Seneca.
2023-04-08 15:30 - 17:30
I know it’s National Zoo Lovers Day, but SCZ is not planning anything for this day, or none that I could find out. So why not come bowling? We’re returning to Seneca Bowl as the tournament is over, for now, and they have open bowling available. Yea! So join us for bowling, regardless of your skill level, or ours. Or join our every increasing fan base as our cheer leaders,regardless of your skill level, or ours. We’ll probably go somewhere to eat afterwards, but not at the zoo.

Board Meeting at Riverside Cafe, 739 W. 13th St. N.
2023-04-10 18:30 - 20:00
I don’t know if they have cinnamon crescents for National Cinnamon Crescent Day, but they do have cinnamon rolls on their
menu. We’re returning to Rvierside Cafe, just to keep you on your toes. It’s part of the Medicare Wellness test to see how well your memory is and whether you can follow directions <G>. Join us for a good homelike cooked meal and to plan ideas for activities and events for our chapter, like our Founders Celebration in August.

Senior Thursday at Kansas Aviation Museum, 3350 S. George Washington Blvd.
2023-04-13 10:00 - 12:00
I haven’t heard from KAM what they’re planning for National Thomas Jefferson Day, but when they notify me, I’ll send it out to you.

Potluck/Business Meeting at Wichita United Church of Christ, 5200 East 31st Street South (one block west of Oliver on 31st St. S)
2023-04-15 18:30 - 20:00
New Location! (See: www.wichitaucc.org) National That Sucks Day and National Husband Appreciation Day sound like a romantic interlude to me. Or we could celebrate Titanic Remembrance Day, get all dressed up to the nines, and serve an elegant meal, like it was our last. But I think we’ll celebrate National Glazed Ham Day and we’ll provide the ham, and you can provide the sides. Or, you can celebrate National Take A Wild Guess Day, and bring whatever you like. I’m trying to secure a guest speaker, but I’ll send out a special email for that if that occurs.

Pitch Night at Tracy’s, 2914 Grail
2023-04-19 19:00 - 22:00
This is our biweekly opportunity to play cards with our friends. It’s also National Banana Day and National Garlic Day, your choice of what you want to bring to add to our favorite snacks and beverages bar.

Lunch With The Guys at Albero Cafe, 4811 East Central Avenue.
2023-04-21 11:30 - 13:00
Reserved. On National Tea Day, we’re going to Albero Cafe at Oliver & Central for their hot or iced tea. You can see their menu at: alberobistro.com/menu-2.

Bowling at Seneca Bowl, 1909 South Seneca.
2023-04-22 15:30 - 17:30
Can you think of a better way to recycle and reuse bowling pins and balls on Earth Day than through bowling? Didn’t think so. Come out and show your concern for the environment and have a good time doing it either as a bowler or as a spectator. We’ll probably go somewhere to eat afterwards, but not reused or recycled.

Coffee With The Guys at Home Grown, 1900 N. Rock Road, #108.
2023-04-25 09:00 - 10:00
I would have sworn that Home Grown, if anyone would be celebrating National Zucchini Bread Day. But I guess it’s too early in the season for it yet. But you can find better things on their menu at: homegrownkitchen.com/homegrown-wichita-menu. They don’t take reservations so whoever gets there first, ask for a table for eight.

Dining OUT at Abuelo’s Mexican Restaurant, 1413 North Parkway.
2023-04-27 18:30 - 20:00
Reserved. On Stop Food Waste Day, we’re going to Abuelo’s on the Wichita Waterfront because they offer their Lunch menu all day long for seniors (60+). You can view their menu at: https://www.abuelos.com/menu/ks/wichitawaterfront/
lunch-menu. Be sure to eat all that you order.

Guys Night OUT at J’s Lounge, 513 East Central
2023-04-28 19:00 - 22:00
Yes! It’s National Super Hero Day! And we’re going to J’s to find one or two or more! I don’t one of those cleverly disguised mild manner alter egos! I want one to look like this: Badass Gay Characters | Warrior/Survivor Mix (feat. C.O.G.):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7cCdjOwEbs&t=53s.

Video Nite at Sparky’s, 229 Colorado Street.
2023-04-30 19:00 - 22:00
I think it’s very apropos that we have Video Nite on National Bugs Bunny Day. I don’t know what Sparky has in mind, but I’m sure he’s open to suggestions, like maybe this one: Dhruv & Faruq | Class:www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v2UwAXBev8.

Senior Wednesday at Wichita Art Museum, 1400 W. Museum Drive.
2023-05-03 10:30 - 12:00
Envision Art Gallery. Sarah Kephart and Hanna Christenson will discuss how blind and visually impaired artists create art using their other senses. Unless you’re a WAM member, admission is $2; come at 10 o’clock and enjoy complimentary
coffee and pastries. For more information go to: wam.org/event/senior-wednesday-envision-artgallery

Pitch Night at Mike & Joe’s, 921 N. Bebe.
2023-05-03 19:00 - 22:00
It’s National Garden Meditation Day, meditate on what you’re going to wear for Naked Gardening Day., like maybe a smile. In the meantime, join us for card games like Pitch, UNO, etc. And if you’re wondering what to bring to our favorite beverages and snacks bar, remember it’s also National Chocolate Custard Day.

Celebrations at Margarita’s Cantina, 3109 E. Douglas
2023-05-04 18:30 - 20:00
Yes, its Star Wars Day, May the 4th be with you. However let’s get an early start to Cinco De Mayo. Margie’s said that we don’t need a reservation. So, whoever gets there first ask for a table for ten or twelve. You can see their menu at: margaritascantina.com/menu. Ask for their specials.

World Naked Gardening Day and National Masturbation Day
2023-05-06
takes planting your seed to a whole new level, felony I believe. Please note the Health Risks of Excessive Masturbation On Your Body: www.facebook.com/3minutshealth/videos/658214529219333. Thereby resolve to practice with a friend. Care to share naked gardening tips?

Breakfast With The Guys, at Jimmie’s Egg, 100 S. Hydraulic.
2023-05-06 09:00 - 10:00
Before we get into the garden, let’s start International No Diet Day with a good hot breakfast! JimEg doesn’t do reservations, but does accept call ahead seating. Still whomever gets there first, asks for a table for eight. You can see their menu, sans prices, at: jimmysegg.com/breakfast. Then, in the afternoon, we can go…

McPherson College C.A.R.S. 23rd Annual Car & Motoring Festival, 1600 E. Euclid, McPherson
2023-05-06 09:00 - 14:00
Admission is free. For more information see: www.mcpherson.edu/autorestoration/cars.
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Bowling at Seneca Bowl, 1909 S. Seneca
2023-05-06 15:30 - 17:30
No Homework Day?! Kids have it so easy nowadays. When I was a kid, we didn’t even have No Homework Day. We had homework every day of the week, twice on Sundays! Of course now it doesn’t matter. So your homework assignment is to give up homework and come out to bowl a couple of games or watch us bowl a couple of games. Then afterwards, we will continue to celebrate No Diet Day by going somewhere to eat. And if gardening or being naked is not your thing, there’s always the…

Senior Thursday at Kansas Aviation Museum, 3350 S. George Washington Blvd.
2023-05-11 10:00 - 12:00
It’s National Twilight Zone Day until l get notice of what KAM’s presentation will be. Once we get notice, then we’ll celebrate National Technology Day, I’m sure. I’ll send out the notice when I receive it. Afterwards, we can celebrate National Eat What You Want Day.

Lunch With The Guys, at Gabby’s, 1002 South Seneca Street
2023-05-12 11:30 - 13:00
It’s Shades Day, and what would be cooler than wearing shades while eating Peruvian food? What’s the difference
between Peruvian and Mexican food you may ask? See their menu to find out:gabbyscateringwichita.com/menu. I think we’re going to need an interpreter.

National Public Gardens Day at Botanica, 701 N. Amidon.
2023-05-12 13:00 - 15:00
Kyle Christensen, Administrative Assistant, said that while they had not previously planned anything, they will more than likely offer admission for $5 if you’re not a member. Let’s walk off our lunch with a stroll around the gardens, don’t forget your shades and camera.

Board Meeting at Country Cafe, 2804 S. Seneca.
2023-05-15 18:30 - 20:00
During National Hamburger Month, we’re going back to CC for our board meeting. Join us for a lively discussion of board
agenda items and future activities. You can order a hamburger or anything else from their menu: www.wichitacountrycafe.com/mainmenu.
