Breakfast with The Guys at Huddle House, 1735 W. 21st St. N.
2022-05-07 09:00 - 10:00 (America/Chicago)
Reserved. It’s a double holiday! Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Not only is it National Masturbation Day but it’s also World Naked Gardening Day! Talk about planting your seed! But before you get your hands dirty, join us for breakfast. You can view their menu at: www.huddlehouse.com/order/#Category:Lunch-and-Dinner.

Bowling at Seneca Bowl, 1909 S. Seneca.
2022-05-07 15:30 - 17:00
It’s also Herb Day, so take some Thyme and join us at the bowling alley to either bowl with us or become a member of our fast growing fan club. And we’ll probably grab a burger somewhere afterwards.

Senior Thursday at the Kansas Aviati on Museum. 3350 South George Washington Blvd.
2022-05-12 10:00 - 12:00
Dr. Hedrick will speak about the influence of Art Deco design across the city and in the original Wichita Municipal Airport in 1929.

Lunch With The Guys at Louis Cafe, 107 S. Rose Hill Road, Rosehill, Ks.
2022-05-13 11:00 - 12:00
Reserved. So, it’s Friday the 13th, what could possibly go wrong? Well, maybe scheduling two lunches in the same month. It’s been a year since we were here last. They have great food in such a little place, a truly hidden gem. And they asked us to come as early as 11 AM when they open as they get very busy during the lunch period.

Board Meeting at Country Cafe, 2804 S. Seneca
2022-05-16 18:30 - 20:00
Reserved. It’s Wear Purple for Peace Day. Come out to the board meeting, enjoy a nice meal, and let’s talk about upcoming events, like our anniversary in August.

Pitch Night at Mike & Joe’s, 922 N. Bebe.
2022-05-18 19:00 - 22:00
On No Dirty Dishes Day, the solution is simple, go out to eat. Mike & Joe are back from their cruise, so ask them about it while we play cards. And be sure to bring your favorite snack or beverage to add to our favorite snacks and beverages bar.

Lunch With The Guys at Station 8 BBQ, 1100 E. Third St. N.
2022-05-20 11:30 - 13:00
In honor of National BBQ month, and because I scheduled two different places for lunch in the same month, I’m offering you a second Lunch With The Guys. Station 8 is an old fire station that is now home to a BBQ place. Their food looks amazing: www.facebook.com/station8bbq. Tom said that they have specials on Friday.

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert at Roxy’s, 4121/2 E. Douglas.
2022-05-20 20:00 - 22:00
If you read the book or remember the movie, you’ll surely enjoy the stage play. Mike & Joe, Kyle & I are going. Tickets are $30 plus tax and fees. If you would like to join us, call 265-4400 or go online for tickets at: www.roxysdowntown.com/tickets.

Potluck/Business Meeting at Haysville United Methodist Church, Fellowship Hall.
2022-05-21 18:30 - 20:00
Reserved. It’s National Hamburger and Salad Month. We’ll provide the hamburgers. condiments and buns, you provide the sides and salads. It’s also, Pick Strawberries Day so don’t forget desserts. If we don’t have a guest speaker, we’ll play Bingo, so bring your prizes wrapped or bagged. Since it’s also Armed Forces Day, we salute all who have served our country in the military. Leonard Matlovich’s grave:www.fi ndagrave.com/memorial/2660/leonard-phillipmatlovich.

Coffee With The Guys at Denny’s. 4024 E. Harry.
2022-05-24 09:00 - 10:00
Reserved. I don’t care if it is International Tiara Day, Princess, for all I care you can sit on it. Joe S. suggested that we try the one and only Denny’s in town because they offer Endless Breakfast for $6.99 (or $8.99 in some markets). Your AARP card is always good for a 15% discount there. For more information about their menu go to: www.dennys.com.

Dining OUT at Stearman’s Airfield Bar & Grill, 14789 SW 30th St,Benton.
2022-05-26 18:30 - 20:00
Reserved. In honor of Sally Ride Day, we’re going to the Benton Airport. Between the requests for The Barn in Burden, and Stearman’s in Benton, Stearman’s takes a reservation. Both are good places to eat at, as you can see from their menu: www.stearmanbarandgrill.com/menu.

Guys Night OUT at J’s Lounge, 513 E. Central.
2022-05-27 19:00 - 22:00
It’s Don’t Fry Friday and Sun Screen Day which I hope is a weather forecast. However, in case it rains, we’ll be safe inside to talk about those idiots that come out in the rain. And here’s a little video in case it does rain, Dancing In The Rain/Naked In The Rain – Pietro Jackson: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7l3BdbDQcE.

International Masturbation Day
2022-05-28
In Britain and Australia it’s known as Wankers Day, you got to give it to those blokes! Even if you do forget, you have all month long and everywhere to celebrate since May has been declared International Masturbation Month. I know what you’re thinking, so why should May be any different?

Lewis & Norm’s Annual Memorial Day CookOUT, 15668 SW HWY 254, Benton, KS.
2022-05-30 11:00 - 15:00
Returning after a 2-year Covid hiatus. It has been many years that Norm & Lewis have been opening their home to us for this holiday celebration. And from the number of guys who attend, it has become quite a favorite event, one that we look forward to every year. We’ll begin to gather at 11 AM. Bring whatever you want grilled for yourself and a side dish to share. The grills will be on from 11:30 AM until 1:00 PM. Don’t be late or your meat may not be grilled! Plates, flat wear, beverages, etc. will be provided. Bring a friend, if you like, or a friend that you don’t like, just make sure that he’s Prime Timer material. There will be yard games, probably a card game, and maybe a movie. It would be wise to bring your own folding chair as they chairs go rather quickly.

Senior Wednesday at the Wichita Art Museum, 1400 W. Museum Dr.
2022-06-01 10:30 - 12:00
On National Go Barefoot day, we’re going to tour the outdoor gardens and sculptures surrounding the Art Museum grounds. Admission is free to Art Museum members or $2 for non-members. But wear your shoes!

Pitch Night at Mike & Joe's, 921 N. Bebe
2022-06-01 19:00 - 22:00
It’s International Tabletop Day, a day for tabletop games, like cards. And if you’re wondering what to bring to add to our favorite snacks and beverages bar, remember it’s also National Olive Day and World Milk Day. Got cookies?

Celebrations at Cracker Barrel, 619 S. Ridge Road
2022-06-02 18:30 - 20:00
If we were going to celebrate Rotisserie Chicken Day, then we would be going to Sam’s, Costco, Wal-Mart or Dillon’s to eat. But it’s also National Rocky Road Day and while that may not be on their menu (www.crackerbarrel.com/menu) here, I’m sure that you can find it in their candy aisles. They don’t take reservations, so if you want to sit with the rest of us, get there on time. And the first one who gets there, ask for a table of ten and if we can add.

Wichita River Festival Begins
2022-06-03 18:30 - 22:00
Wichita River Festival begins. 6:30 PM Sundowners Parade, 8 PM Wichita Symphony Orchestra, 9:45 PM Opening Night Fireworks. Admission is River Festival Button $15 at Quik Trip. So who else is going and where are we meeting ?

Breakfast With The Guys at Spear's Restaurant & Pie Shop, 4323 W. Maple St.
2022-06-04 08:45 - 10:00
It’s National Cheese Day, and I think that’s on the menu, at least in cheesecake form. But they also serve a great breakfast buffet for $9.69. You can see their menu at: www.spearsrestaurant.com/files/2015/11/spears-breakfast.pdf.
Sorry, I didn’t reserve earlier and when I called to reserve, they already have several reservations for 9 AM. So I took the earlier reservation. I apologize if I have inconvenienced anyone.

Bowling at Seneca Bowl, 1909 S. Seneca
2022-06-04 15:30 - 17:30
Even though it’s Hug Your Cat Day, put your pussy down and come bowl with us. Become a bowler or a member of our ever growing fan club. Although I really think they just come because we go somewhere to eat afterwards.

ICT Drone Show by Exploration Place
2022-06-04 22:00 - 22:30
(www.ictdroneshow.com). The newspaper article said that the show could be seen for miles around. Since it’s River Festival, I suspect that anywhere around Exploration Place is going to be hard to get to. Unless you have a better suggestion, I think that we should watch it from Braum’s at 201 N. Seneca. We can watch from inside or outside and have a frosty treat to boot.

Senior Thursday at Kansas Aviation Museum, 3350 S. George Washington Boulevard.
2022-06-09 10:00 - 12:00
The speaker for this Senior Thursday is Vanessa Whiteside, author of 100 Things To Do In Wichita Before You Die. Hear about her travels across our city and state, and then pick up her new book and join us for the book signing to follow.

Lunch With The Guys at Dog & Shake, 1640 S. Hillside
2022-06-10 11:30 - 13:00
On National Iced Tea Day we’re going to another iconic burger shop for lunch. Dog & Shake has been around since 1948 and is the home of the original Toasted Buttered Buns. You can see their menu at: www.dognshake.com/our-menu.

Board Meeting at Country Cafe, 2804 S. Seneca.
2022-06-13 18:30 - 20:00
It’s International Axe Throwing Day, don’t tempt me. It’s also Meet a Mate Week. So you and your mate can meet us for dinner to discuss future events like our anniversary.

Flag Day
2022-06-14

Pitch Night at Tracy's, 2914 Grail.
2022-06-15 19:00 - 22:00
Speaking of World Elder Abuse Awareness Day, have you ever played cards with us? It’s also National Smile Power Day, what better way to put a smile on your face? Okay, the second better way to put a smile on your face. And if you’re wondering what to bring to add to our favorite snacks and beverages bar, it’s National Lobster Day. Do you have a better idea?!

Potluck/Business Meeting at Hilltop Manor Clubhouse, 1411 S. Oliver
2022-06-18 18:30 - 20:00
Since it’s International Picnic Day, International Sushi Day, basic Sustainable Gastronomy Day, National Country Cooking Month, National Soul Food Month as well as Pride Month, you have your pick of any of these food themes. Otherwise, we’ll just go with picnic foods or bring/make something that you’re proud of, don’t forget desserts. And I’m working on getting a speaker. If I’m lucky, I’ll announce it on an email update.

Father's Day
2022-06-19
Also World Martini Day. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Happy Father’s Day to all of the Dads, and Daddy Wannabees.

Summer Solstice
2022-06-21

Coffee With The Guys at HomeGrown. 645 E. Douglas , Suite 102, off of Naftzger Park
2022-06-21 09:00 - 10:00
Parking may be at a premium, but it can be found. It’s National Smoothie Day and Peaches and Cream Day and if anybody’s going to have that on the menu, it would be these guys, I would think. You can see their menu at: homegrownkitchen.com/homegrown-wichita-menu. It’s also Skateboarding Day and International Yoga Day, something to do after coffee in Naftzer Park. Whoever gets there first ask for a table for eight and if we can add.
