{"id":6138,"date":"2026-03-28T15:00:03","date_gmt":"2026-03-28T20:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/?post_type=tribe_events&#038;p=6138"},"modified":"2026-03-28T15:00:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-28T20:00:03","slug":"april-fools-day-2","status":"publish","type":"tribe_events","link":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/event\/april-fools-day-2\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fool&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to be a full day of wonderful activities.\u00a0\u00a0As far as I am aware, this is the first full day ever planned and the most activities ever attempted in one 24-hour period.\u00a0\u00a0We will start off at 7am at the Sedgwick Co. Zoo.\u00a0\u00a0I have arranged for us to be able to assist the veterinary dentists clean the lion\u2019s teeth, followed\u00a0\u00a0by pooper scooping the elephant exhibit.\u00a0\u00a0Then it\u2019s off the the Wichita Skateboard park for an hour of skateboarding.\u00a0\u00a0Please bring your own knee pads and helmets. We will break for lunch before heading to Jabara Airport for some skydiving.\u00a0\u00a0Then, we move back to downtown, where we will have races to the top floor of the Epic Center via the stairs.\u00a0\u00a0It will be permissible for people with mobility issues to use the elevator back down to the ground floor. Or you can choose to repel from the outside.\u00a0\u00a0Bring your own ropes!\u00a0\u00a0Before dinner, I say let\u2019s go to South Ridge lake for some waterskiing and tubing.\u00a0\u00a0There is a $75 person charge for boat rental, and it\u2019s first come, first served for the only two life preservers.\u00a0\u00a0So don\u2019t be late.\u00a0\u00a0Then it\u2019s dinner time at the newly remodeled Diarrhea Diner.\u00a0\u00a0You can dine in or get yours to go, go, go. After dinner, we will need to work some calories, so back downtown to the YMCA for racing around the walking track with 100 pound backpacks, 75 pound for those over the age of 72.\u00a0\u00a0Then what better way to finish the day than going to the new Gilley\u2019s Nightclub\/Casino where we will each chuck 5 tequila shots and then ride the mechanical bull.\u00a0\u00a0Rest assured that medical help will be available at most of the events and that the local EMS have been advised of our schedule.\u00a0\u00a0Pick and choose but I really hope that many will at least attempt all of today\u2019s events, Scott.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to be a full day of wonderful activities.\u00a0\u00a0As far as I am aware, this is the first full day ever planned and the most activities ever attempted in one 24-hour period.\u00a0\u00a0We will&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"template":"","meta":{"_tribe_events_status":"","_tribe_events_status_reason":"","_tribe_events_is_hybrid":"","_tribe_events_is_virtual":"","_tribe_events_virtual_video_source":"","_tribe_events_virtual_embed_video":"","_tribe_events_virtual_linked_button_text":"","_tribe_events_virtual_linked_button":"","_tribe_events_virtual_show_embed_at":"","_tribe_events_virtual_show_embed_to":[],"_tribe_events_virtual_show_on_event":"","_tribe_events_virtual_show_on_views":"","_tribe_events_virtual_url":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"tribe_events_cat":[],"class_list":["post-6138","tribe_events","type-tribe_events","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/6138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/tribe_events"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/6138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6139,"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events\/6138\/revisions\/6139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6138"},{"taxonomy":"tribe_events_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chapters.theprimetimersww.com\/wichita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tribe_events_cat?post=6138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}